Please let me stay

When: There was a big give away box....
Location:  in the office

 Doggy Thoughts:  So I may (or may not) have jumped up on Doggy Mamma,  she may (or may not) have said, "Dog,  I'll send you back to the Human Society"  Then she may have even gone as far as to put me a shipping box and showed Doggy dad.  Alas it was all in jest 'cause that lady really does love me

A pair of balls

When:  Long after the real one's were gone
 Location:   A place where only the humans gets the jokes


 Doggy Thoughts:  Moment of honesty,  I am neutered!  It is how the rents and I do our part to stop dog over populations.   At least I know I won't have any young pups.  Since, I gave up the real deal, they got me this tug toy.  Awwh you can imagine the jokes coming my way now...real freaking funny!

How many licks does it take to get to the PB center of a Kong?

When:  Recently
Location:  The house

Doggy Thoughts:  hmmmmm, deliciousness , doesn't get much better then this.  If your wondering it takes many, many licks to eat all the delicious peanut butter stuffed in my favorite Kong.

Manners

When: Yesterday
Location: The house


Doggy Thoughts:  I know it is less then polite to stick one's tongue out, but I just needed to show you this side of me too.  This is the my most serious throw the toy so we can play fetch face.